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Commence Spiraling: Pluto Is Entering Aquarius
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Commence Spiraling: Pluto Is Entering Aquarius

3/23/23
How to Lucid Dream (and Enjoy It), According to Experts
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How to Lucid Dream (and Enjoy It), According to Experts

3/16/23
12 Zodiac Signs: Dates and Personality Traits of Each Star Sign
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12 Zodiac Signs: Dates and Personality Traits of Each Star Sign

3/1/23
Your 2023 Astrological Love Forecast
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Your 2023 Astrological Love Forecast

2/13/23
PSA: Read This Before You Date an Aries
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PSA: Read This Before You Date an Aries

1/13/23
When Mercury Retrograde Ends, Mercury Retroshade Begins
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When Mercury Retrograde Ends, Mercury Retroshade Begins

1/11/23
Thinking About Dating a Pisces? Let’s Talk Real Quick
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Thinking About Dating a Pisces? Let’s Talk Real Quick

1/4/23
An Astrological Preview of 2023
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An Astrological Preview of 2023

12/30/22
Plan Your Future With the North and South Nodes in Astrology
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Plan Your Future With the North and South Nodes in Astrology

12/12/22
A Handy Guide to Astrology's Black Moon Lilith
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A Handy Guide to Astrology's Black Moon Lilith

11/24/22
Asteroids Are a Good Thing—In Astrology
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Asteroids Are a Good Thing—In Astrology

11/16/22
It’s No Coincidence That the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse Is on Election Day
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It’s No Coincidence That the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse Is on Election Day

11/7/22
A Guided Tour of the 12 Astrological Houses
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A Guided Tour of the 12 Astrological Houses

10/14/22
Astrology Birth Charts 101
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Astrology Birth Charts 101

8/22/22
What is Jupiter Retrograde
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What is Jupiter Retrograde

8/2/22
Chiron is the Therapist of the Cosmos
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Chiron is the Therapist of the Cosmos

7/20/22
Don't Fear Your Saturn Return
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Don't Fear Your Saturn Return

7/8/22
Hey, Read This Before You Date a Leo
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Hey, Read This Before You Date a Leo

7/8/22
Crushing on a Virgo? Read This Before You Ask Them Out
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Crushing on a Virgo? Read This Before You Ask Them Out

6/30/22
Your Rising Sign
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Your Rising Sign

5/30/22
Jupiter is Leaving Pisces Behind and Entering Aries
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Jupiter is Leaving Pisces Behind and Entering Aries

5/10/22
Your Guide to Lunar & Solar Eclipses in 2022 and What They Mean in Astrology
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Your Guide to Lunar & Solar Eclipses in 2022 and What They Mean in Astrology

4/29/22
Guide to Eclipse Season
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Guide to Eclipse Season

4/28/22
Jupiter Neptune Conjunction
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Jupiter Neptune Conjunction

4/8/22
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde in 2022
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The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde in 2022

1/13/22
A Guide to Angel Numbers and What They Mean
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A Guide to Angel Numbers and What They Mean

12/24/21
A Beginner's Guide to Reading Palms
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A Beginner's Guide to Reading Palms

12/2/21
Numerology Numbers: What Is Your Life Path Number?
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Numerology Numbers: What Is Your Life Path Number?

12/1/21
2021 Eclipse Season Survival Guide
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2021 Eclipse Season Survival Guide

11/12/21
Let the Ruling Astro Elements Guide You to Your Perfect Lingerie Set
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Let the Ruling Astro Elements Guide You to Your Perfect Lingerie Set

10/2/21
How to Manifest Anything
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How to Manifest Anything

10/1/21
How to Spontaneously Shake Up Your Life, by Zodiac Sign
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How to Spontaneously Shake Up Your Life, by Zodiac Sign

9/21/21
How to Read Tarot Cards: A Beginner's Guide to Understanding Their Meanings
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How to Read Tarot Cards: A Beginner's Guide to Understanding Their Meanings

7/24/21
Birth Charts 101: Understanding the Planets and Their Meanings
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Birth Charts 101: Understanding the Planets and Their Meanings

7/4/21
Your Biggest Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs, Based on Your Sign
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Your Biggest Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs, Based on Your Sign

6/11/21
Healing Crystals Are Everywhere Right Now — Here’s How to Use Them
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Healing Crystals Are Everywhere Right Now — Here’s How to Use Them

6/10/21
What Houses In Your Birth Chart Mean and How to Find Them
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What Houses In Your Birth Chart Mean and How to Find Them

6/8/21
What Your Moon Sign Says About Your Emotional Personality
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What Your Moon Sign Says About Your Emotional Personality

6/3/21
Fact: Leos Are Amazing in Bed
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Fact: Leos Are Amazing in Bed

5/21/21
Jupiter in Pisces is Making Everything Lucky
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Jupiter in Pisces is Making Everything Lucky

5/12/21
Uranus is the MVP of 2021's Astrology
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Uranus is the MVP of 2021's Astrology

1/15/21
What Astrology Says About Kim and Kanye’s Divorce
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What Astrology Says About Kim and Kanye’s Divorce

1/14/21
How to Argue With a Taurus
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How to Argue With a Taurus

1/12/21
Wanna Date an Aquarius? Mmkay, Here’s Everything You Need to Know About That
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Wanna Date an Aquarius? Mmkay, Here’s Everything You Need to Know About That

1/12/21
Your 2021 Dance Horoscope
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Your 2021 Dance Horoscope

12/23/20
The Great Conjunction Is Coming, and It’s Major
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The Great Conjunction Is Coming, and It’s Major

12/17/20
Your Guide to Eclipse Season
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Your Guide to Eclipse Season

11/24/20
So, Mercury Retrograde Ends on Election Day
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So, Mercury Retrograde Ends on Election Day

10/21/20
Want to Date a Taurus? Okay, but Be Prepared...
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Want to Date a Taurus? Okay, but Be Prepared...

8/14/20
Crushing on a Gemini? Okay, Here’s What You Need to Know…
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Crushing on a Gemini? Okay, Here’s What You Need to Know…

8/14/20
Crushing on a Cancer? Read This Before You Ask ’Em Out
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Crushing on a Cancer? Read This Before You Ask ’Em Out

8/14/20
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Were *Literally* Born to Be Running Mates
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Were *Literally* Born to Be Running Mates

8/12/20
Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Capricorn
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Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Capricorn

8/7/20
Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Sagittarius
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Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Sagittarius

8/6/20
Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Scorpio
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Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Scorpio

7/23/20
Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Libra
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Everything You Need to Know About Dating a Libra

7/15/20
Everything You Need to Know About This Summer’s Eclipse Season
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Everything You Need to Know About This Summer’s Eclipse Season

6/2/20
The Secret to Never Being Ghosted Again Lies in Astrology
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The Secret to Never Being Ghosted Again Lies in Astrology

5/29/20
I’m a Professional Tarot Reader, but I’d Never Read My Own Cards
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I’m a Professional Tarot Reader, but I’d Never Read My Own Cards

5/28/20
How to Use Smudging to Get Rid of the ~Bad Vibes~
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How to Use Smudging to Get Rid of the ~Bad Vibes~

5/5/20
Joe Biden’s Birth Chart Explains Why He’s So Strategic
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Joe Biden’s Birth Chart Explains Why He’s So Strategic

4/8/20
6 Astrological Predictions That Might Make You Feel a *Teensy* Bit Better About Everything
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6 Astrological Predictions That Might Make You Feel a *Teensy* Bit Better About Everything

3/18/20
Zodiac Love Compatibility: Which Signs to Date — And Which to Avoid
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Zodiac Love Compatibility: Which Signs to Date — And Which to Avoid

2/12/20
Why You Should Date Somebody You’re Not Astrologically “Compatible” With
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Why You Should Date Somebody You’re Not Astrologically “Compatible” With

1/30/20
on’t Panic, but Saturn and Pluto Are About to Connect for the First Time in More Than 500 Years
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on’t Panic, but Saturn and Pluto Are About to Connect for the First Time in More Than 500 Years

1/10/20
PSA: The Lunar Eclipse on January 10th Will Rock Your World
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PSA: The Lunar Eclipse on January 10th Will Rock Your World

1/9/20
A New Year’s Resolution You Can Actually Stick to, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
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A New Year’s Resolution You Can Actually Stick to, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

12/30/19
Hey, the Universe Got You a Present: a Solar Eclipse
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Hey, the Universe Got You a Present: a Solar Eclipse

12/25/19
What the Position of Venus in Your Birth Chart Means for You
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What the Position of Venus in Your Birth Chart Means for You

12/19/19
So Donald Trump’s Birth Chart, Um, Explains a Lot
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So Donald Trump’s Birth Chart, Um, Explains a Lot

12/18/19
Amy Klobuchar’s Birth Chart Explains Her Low Tolerance for BS
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Amy Klobuchar’s Birth Chart Explains Her Low Tolerance for BS

12/9/19
Elizabeth Warren’s Birth Chart Proves She Cares About Us *So Much*, You Guys
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Elizabeth Warren’s Birth Chart Proves She Cares About Us *So Much*, You Guys

12/3/19
Jupiter in Capricorn Is Going to Turn Your Side Hustle Into Your Dream Job
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Jupiter in Capricorn Is Going to Turn Your Side Hustle Into Your Dream Job

12/2/19
Pete Buttigieg’s Birth Chart Is One Giant (but Promising!) Mystery
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Pete Buttigieg’s Birth Chart Is One Giant (but Promising!) Mystery

11/26/19
Cory Booker’s Birth Chart Explains Why He’s So Passionate About Climate Change
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Cory Booker’s Birth Chart Explains Why He’s So Passionate About Climate Change

11/21/19
Bernie Sanders’ Birth Chart Explains Why He Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Until He Defeats Donald Trump
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Bernie Sanders’ Birth Chart Explains Why He Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Until He Defeats Donald Trump

11/18/19
Kamala Harris’s Birth Chart Explains Why Her Presidential Campaign Is *Literally* Her Destiny
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Kamala Harris’s Birth Chart Explains Why Her Presidential Campaign Is *Literally* Her Destiny

11/12/19
Which Pop Culture Witch Is Your Halloween Soul Mate?
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Which Pop Culture Witch Is Your Halloween Soul Mate?

10/23/19
I, an Astrologer, Don’t Care if Astrology Isn’t “Real”
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I, an Astrologer, Don’t Care if Astrology Isn’t “Real”

8/8/19
Your Texting Style Can Be Explained by Your Mercury Placement
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Your Texting Style Can Be Explained by Your Mercury Placement

7/18/19
Eclipse Season Is Stirring Up Some Juicy Drama in Your Life 👀
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Eclipse Season Is Stirring Up Some Juicy Drama in Your Life 👀

7/15/19
Here’s How Mercury Retrograde Can Make You Hook Up With Your Ex 💀
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Here’s How Mercury Retrograde Can Make You Hook Up With Your Ex 💀

7/11/19
If You're Asking If Astrology Is 'Real,' You're Missing the Point
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If You're Asking If Astrology Is 'Real,' You're Missing the Point

6/21/19
Your Yearbook Superlative, Based on Your Sign
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Your Yearbook Superlative, Based on Your Sign

5/27/19
Astrology Can Explain Why All the Celeb Babies Were Born in the Same Week
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Astrology Can Explain Why All the Celeb Babies Were Born in the Same Week

5/10/19
In 2018, Astrology Offered Comfort in a Chaotic World
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In 2018, Astrology Offered Comfort in a Chaotic World

12/26/18
Jupiter in Sagittarius: What the Lucky Astrological Event Means for You
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Jupiter in Sagittarius: What the Lucky Astrological Event Means for You

11/16/18
Is Your House Haunted? 5 Signs You're Being Ghosted in an Even Worse Way
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Is Your House Haunted? 5 Signs You're Being Ghosted in an Even Worse Way

10/30/18
The Best Sex Toys and Masturbation Tips for Your Zodiac Sign
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The Best Sex Toys and Masturbation Tips for Your Zodiac Sign

10/25/18
Why Do People Think the Number 13 Is Unlucky? Let's Talk About Triskaidekaphobia
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Why Do People Think the Number 13 Is Unlucky? Let's Talk About Triskaidekaphobia

8/29/18
Am I Psychic? How to Tap Into Your Own Psychic Abilities
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Am I Psychic? How to Tap Into Your Own Psychic Abilities

7/2/18
A Beginner’s Guide to Communicating With Spirits on the Other Side
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A Beginner’s Guide to Communicating With Spirits on the Other Side

6/19/18
A Modern Witch's Guide to Casting Love Spells
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A Modern Witch's Guide to Casting Love Spells

5/21/18
What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Worst Relationship Habit
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What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Worst Relationship Habit

5/14/18
What the Uranus Astrological Transit Into Taurus Means for Your Finances
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What the Uranus Astrological Transit Into Taurus Means for Your Finances

5/10/18
Your Essential Guide to Tasseography, the Practice of Reading Tea Leaves
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Your Essential Guide to Tasseography, the Practice of Reading Tea Leaves

5/7/18
How Each Zodiac Sign Is Most Likely to Cheat in a Relationship
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How Each Zodiac Sign Is Most Likely to Cheat in a Relationship

4/30/18
How Each Zodiac Sign Handles a Breakup
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How Each Zodiac Sign Handles a Breakup

4/11/18
A Beginner's Guide to Casting Your Own Spells at Home
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A Beginner's Guide to Casting Your Own Spells at Home

3/26/18
Saturn Is Now in Capricorn — and It Could Be a MAJOR Astrological Event for You
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Saturn Is Now in Capricorn — and It Could Be a MAJOR Astrological Event for You

1/4/18
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